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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible

Feb 25th

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teganbowiefreak asked: Will you make the party downstairs stop?

Feb 25th

Ask me things!

It’s 3am. I’m bored and am too tired to move from my common room to my bed. You should ask me questions!

Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Okay, so...

mischief-micromanaged: I really really want to do the Disney College Program internship. I got in - I made it. It’s from August - January next fall. I’m so excited. But like… the one thing that sucks is that me and Tyler’s anniversary is September 9th. And it makes me want to cry thinking that we won’t be together for it. Am I being stupid? I don’t think you should base it on that. I...

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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annyong

baxtavius: zulaihaha: arnettandpoehler: annyong annyong. annyong? ANNYONG

Feb 23rd

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Colleges I'm applying to transfer to

peopleorstars: UNC Chapel Hill University of Miami Vassar College Macalester College Colby College (free) Grinnell College (free) Tulane University (free) HM, I want one more. Does anyone from these schools follow me/can you tell me anything about them? I go to Vassar and I absolutely love it! Message me if you have any questions and I’d be happy to try and answer them!

Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Edward Spoon Hands: Are we a Culture of Theft? →

thriceandonce: edwardspoonhands: […] TL;DR: We download / steal unavailable content not because it is the best content, but because we have to work for it and only a small number of people will do that work. For that reason, we can use that as a test with which to define our… I think it has a lot to do with what is “cool” in the nerd (and nerdfighter) community. I...

Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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There's probably aliens on a far off planet having...

handcuffsanddms: sexdrugsandthrash: maybe instead of regular sex they shove their heads in eachother’s armpits. But that would be THEIR regular sex. GOD STOP BEING SO HOMO SAPIEN-NORMATIVE I’m sorry, I amuse myself far too much.

Feb 16th

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tinyjewishsanta: tallatstarbucks started following you. HI JESSIE HI HI JESSIE I LIKE JESSIE WELCOME TO MY COFFEE INFUSED REALM. HI LAUREL HI HI HI I LOVE YOU AND AM HAPPY TO JOIN YOU IN YOUR COFFEE-INFUSED REALM WE SHALL JUMP AND DANCE AND MAKE WEIRD NOISES TOGETHER! AND ALSO EAT LATKES. AND THROW THEM.

Feb 14th

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